This is a post dedicated to all clients of an advertising agency for some strange reason have a coefficient of a plastic container with questions do, here are the most stupid things I've heard or seen or that I have lived ...
CUSTOMER stupid things: "Let's start with the work, but I need to get together to teach me to do so next time I have to pay you. Can we meet on Saturday? ... What they do not work on Saturday? "(Advertiser also want to save wanted to add a weekday to weekend)
STUPID THINGS CUSTOMER # 1:
we need to make up the logo that our designer did in WORD.
STUPID THINGS CUSTOMER # 2: "The ads made me very good, but I would like to guide me a little with the change of content and I want to do more and add text, you need the steps to record JPG " (Advertiser, wanting to make their own design and PowerPoint)
STUPID THINGS CUSTOMER # 3:" How I get a facebook? "-" Lord, a facebook account not get anything, you can get yourself free from the website facebook "- "No, do not understand: I want to have my own facebook" - "Let's see if I understand you ... want to have a facebook service indep ... mesh facebook? "-" Exactly! "
STUPID THINGS CUSTOMER # 4:" When you are finished designing my site, can you teach me how to update myself for not calling you again ? (Advertiser extortionist with no interest to continue working as a team)
STUPID THINGS CUSTOMER # 5: Hey finally finished the art of this shampoo, then try to visualize and imagine the package would look like - How come? No, No, so therefore I can not USTE! (My boss when we were working on art for a shampoo)
STUPID THINGS CUSTOMER # 6: "How do you low-resolution MP3 files? Weigh like 4MB"> (Agency, Graphic Designer to partner work)
STUPID THINGS CUSTOMER # 7: For the product launch, from June 1 we put a 'spam' when you enter the web shows "
STUPID THINGS CUSTOMER # 8: "The page was perfect. The only thing missing now is to change the logo, layout and corporate image"
STUPID THINGS CUSTOMER # 9: " send me the file in JPG because pixelated curves (printer, designer)
and best of all ... STUPID THINGS
CUSTOMER # 10: "I need to make art the size of half of the screen (graphic designer client) jajaja
to see the kind of little people in the world ...
The Satin Dollz
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